Earth Will Die a Hot Horrible Death when the Sun Expands and Swallows Us, and Now We Know What That Looks Like
Astronomers caught a red giant star swallowing one of its planets, a vision of Earth’s own potential fate.
(Source: addtoany.com)
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Stuff About Me.
So here’s my actual job title:
Klokateer Elite #0126 Security Defense Division Superintendent, Managing Office for Re-settlement Directives, Absolute Control Sector
Alternate Command Authority to Klokateer Brigade Unit of Action under stipulated contingencies
What does it all mean? You’d have to ask the Commander.
I wonder if any of the yardwolves are actually were-men who turn human under a full moon. Not like we’d be able to tell the difference between a feral man and most of sector 4.
LOLZ!
I’m surprised this edict came down NOW, after someone who will remain nameless (rhymes with “tickles”) burned down half the recording room, and not after Lord Toki lit random things aflame while he was acting all Satyricon for a time.
And this only applies to bandmembers - of course the Sector 88 Landscaping Team will still be permitted their flamethrowers, no worries.
These are some of the guys I work with. Wanna give some shout outs to #947582, #6386, #726033301, #4238750, #8436, #0127, and of course #2678990010!!!
№ 216. So badass!
That guy is unkillable.
My guy doing what he does best. (Other than paperwork. And lawyering. And…um…you know.)
Overheard at lunch:
“How much wood would a dickfuck suck if a dickfuck could suck wood?”
I heard that in the caf too! Question not half as incriminating as the answer.
So…we did.
this is too awesome to describe…
ALWAYS REBLOG BLAZERFACE.
OMFG